Oh my god the ybor shoe licker is famous on tumblr?? Is this real life??
Lee needs to see this.
Dude, this is unreal. To a degree, I am very thankful that I am not the only person who has fallen victim to this freaks sick and twisted crimes. On the other hand, this dude is actually famous for creeping on people and licking their shoes… come on dog. Pick ya self up dog. You fallin’ dog.
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I can’t escape this guy. Why the hell do I run into him everywhere I go. Hahaha
OH MY GOD YOU’VE MET HIM TOO???
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF he haunts me
This guy’s for real. I saw him in the pizza place today, my friends and I automatically bolted out. He licked my friends...
Shoelicker. He makes...sick to my stomach. I like...He’s a...
I dont know who annoys me more, Shoe licker or The Senator. They both make me very uncomfortable. Also, ORPHEUMMM.
HAHA OH GOD. in case you didn’t realize that’s the same venue we were at, except in its old location.
Dude, this is unreal. To a degree, I am very thankful that I am not the only person who has fallen victim to this freaks...
Oh yes, the Senator was on D-Listed once. Tampa’s weirdos are definitely internet-famous.
For seriously? People know him on the tumbs? What’s next, is someone going to tell me the Senator is an advice animal on...
Lee needs to see this.
This is a thing? Reblogged for the Orpheum. I AM SO HOMESICK.
IKR. famous as fuck
omg i am literally dying right now. this guy
Lmfaooo, what? Swear this is the craziest shit In ybor.
This is why I don’t go out, people in Tampa are fucking weird..
Lol @ Fireworks talking about him at their last show.